nolanthebiggestnerd:

lolsomeone-actually:

dailytroyler:

majesticquest:

dutchster:

what

Just

High school musical 

GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

fucking rekt


harrisonfj0rd:

WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo

also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%

stop having arms

when people ask you to smile, blowjob them

my tummy itches make that stop

i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow

(Source: fakegaysluttyantics, via cacoethetic)





furything:

beetles








druidkid:

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It’s always trying to keep you alive. It’s making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving it back.

(Source: depressed--equestrian, via cacoethetic)



frizzeah:

indie


freee-fairy:

saepphire:

nicolasbruno:

It has been said that there are passageways and tunnels at the bottoms of wells such as this one… Piazza Giordano Bruno; Perugia, Italy.

❁

✌️️similar here❀


lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

(via killing-sunshine)





I get drunk on dreams and choke on real life.